lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers'
attitudes
SYNOPSIS
lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>
DESCRIPTION
lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people
who rely upon their admins for everything from picking their
mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors; namely,
the luser(8). Running lart with the appropriate arguments
will cause the specified luser to run away screaming in
agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a
beer, after killing all of their processes.
OPTIONS
-use tool
Choose your weapon. If this option is not
specified, the enviroment variable LART is
used. If neither is set, a default value
will be used, which is set at compile time
-b
Used to increase the size of your lart
-B
The BOFH option. Removes a users files and
kills all their processes. If used in con-
junction with -p this will also cause syslog
to make entries proving that <lusername> was
the second gunman behind the grassy knoll
-f
Only fake luser's attitude readjustment ses-
sion. Provided primarily for testing pur-
poses. Mutually exclusive with -B
-F
fsck <lusername>
as a raw device. Note that this option has
not been tested, as it is rather difficult to
find volunteers
-g
Graphic violence. Uses curses to monitor
<lusername> during the beating.
-k
Kill. A rather permanent option, and as such
is not highly recommended. Can only be
invoked once per <lusername>